Last week, at a doctor’s office, the receptionist greeted me looking suspiciously like a cow. She appeared to be chewing on something and then commenced to clean her lunch away in her mouth with her tongue and making noises clearing food between her teeth all the while asking me questions. It seems to be a common habit in small shops – the lone salesperson serving customers and polishing off lunch at the same time.
This awful, rude practice must stop immediately. A cow would never think of imitating you.