Can you imagine if the soles of our shoes had a voice? I can hear them now begging us to avoid that clump
of mucus that some dreadful, classless person spat out like nothing
Not everyone spits out sputum,
there are spitters who enjoy disposing their gum on the sidewalk. Every stepped onto a fresh wad? The kind that
literally makes stop you in your tracks? And then it dries up and leaves
sidewalks with a sort of unwieldy polka dot pattern.
Gum Buster to the rescue! There is an actual machine that gets rid of
old gum. The gum’s gone but what remains is a flattened, unwieldy polka dot
pattern. And it’s not pretty
either. Save your gum wrappers, they’ll
really come in handy when the flavor’s gone from your gum treat but your
civility is still intact.
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