Tuesday, June 11, 2013

THE RUDY AWARDS


FIRST PLACE

To the thousands and thousands, probably millions of people who think it’s all right to smoke in front of buildings and apparently are not aware of second hand smoke.

SECOND PLACE

To the millions of people who have become so important since owning a Smartphone, so important that crashing into you as they text, read, whatever, doesn’t matter. How dare you hold your head up while walking in the street?

THIRD PLACE

To men, women, young, healthy people who continue to disrespect elders, the physically challenged, and pregnant women by sitting while they stand. (We would also like to include parents and caregivers who make sure their tots are seated in an unpaid for seat instead of putting them on their lap, you are excused if you have more than one small child in your company.)

LIFETIME DISGUSTING ACHIEVEMENT AWARD

People who spit anywhere they please in public.


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3 comments:

Unknown said...

I would like to add a special mention to all those who think it is perfectly alright to take out their cellphones and start texting while sitting at lunch or dinner with a group of friends. I recently saw 5 out 6 dinner companions do this and wondered why in god's name they'd bothered to get together when they could have stayed home and texted each other at least!

Susan Squires said...

I'm right there with you, Monte. It's just so insulting and rude.

Peggy said...

Wow. And to think I used to get bent out of shape when people used the fish fork as a salad fork.